NewStats: 3,265,520 , 8,187,073 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 02:24 PM m47

lightwind:


That Man is very very smart and was very quick to unlock his sit belts before the consuming fire 🔥 comes. Others might just be feeling lazy and confused inside the plane. Because i am certain that what killed many of them was from the fire 🔥, and many was killed from the shock.

The impacts alone could kill as much as 70% of the engers instantly while fire would consume the rest of the 30% lying unconscious

Ishilove:
Oh yes. Can I ever forget weeping like a baby when I watched Igodo? Oh, the heartbreak I felt when Norbert Young's character died when he was at the edge of finishing

And then, the mother of childhood movie induced trauma...when Atreyu's horse Artax was sinking in the swamp... Gosh, I wept like it was my own ekuke that was being swallowed up before my eyes. Every child I know was emotionally pinched by that unforgettable scene in The Neverending Story ☹️☹️🥺

Please, OP, I'm triggered. Stopeeeet!! 😭😭😭

What about this new Straw movie.. Did it pinch you emotionally?

Lucky dude! He outsmarted death

Assuming he's a Nigerian, he will automatically become a pastor

timilehin007:

Wow for Idimu, 350 P/A..?? Omo your dad try ooo for that Idimu come back to egbeda, Ipaja come command, Ikola, oke isagun enter Ajasa...I still look for apartment as I moved this past December...most 2 bedroom flats for this areas, the least I got was 450...some 550, 500, 600 up to 700 P/A...I later settled for a room nd parlour sef..my kid kuku never reach 5, 300 P/A

Room and palour is still okay for a family man as long as your children are still little

I also downgraded from two bedroom flat to room and palour few weeks ago just to cut down cost and focus on my own project

armadeo:


Leave am. How much be goat in 2020.

No mind the guy.. They just want to attach politics to everything

I bought a baby goat in year 2020 for 15k (with abeg oooo) talk more of an adult cow for 55k as at the same year

timilehin007:


Wait, u do mistake for this write up? 700k they for a bedroom flat...plenty sef...u probably haven't have to look for an apartment in Lagos

Yes you're right

Not every landlord wants to milk their landlord dry just because most landlords are insanely inflating their rent.. There are some landlord that are still merciful to their tenants... At least my dad still collects 350k for two bedroom flat in Idimu

Miciuk23:
no one can defeat Tinubu that's is the truth !

They can't defeat Tinubu even with the coalition

Tinubu no be GEJ nah

brain54:


It's fiction...

That praises guy is a well known writer on Facebook and Twitter.

He is a good writer and I enjoy his stories.

The problem is people sometimes lift his stories from his page and try to them as real life events.

Social media really encourages copyright infringement.

The guy has complained a lot!

Copyright infringement is a very big headache to writers

This was what made me stop posting stories

madridguy:
Thank your creator na evict he evicted you. If such a envious person get access into your apartment, he go poison your enemy.

The envy no be here bro... The man constantly reminds me that I'm a tenant just to bully me and make me feel less of myself

The thing is this, some people think the word tenant means 'poverty', so you shouldn't buy or use what the landlord lacks

I just left the house 3 days ago

My problem started ever since I installed Solar for the comfort of my family... Landlord got envy and evicted me with the excuse that there's no difference between tenant and landlord in his house and that I'm acting as if I'm the landlord. Shey na talk be that?

Imagine ooo! And if their phones die, they are coming to my place to charge them

I used to watch envious landlords like this in Nollywood movies. I never knew this level of envy exists in real life

It should be Wizzy

This should be a cruise

You went to buy a car of 12m without a mechanic? You also made full payment without testing the car?

Do you pluck money on the tree?

joseph1832:
Hmm. The dog lovers would say the policeman shouldn't have killed the dog. Like what stops him from shooting into the air.

That's how mentally damaged these people are. Very annoying and ignorant of how dangerous these animals are.

Anyway, I hope the lady is okay.

They will condemn the policeman for pulling the trigger

Kobojunkie:
No be your gods of men tell una say their Christian god would forgive you all any crime so long as you ask him for forgiveness? Why condemn him for praying to your Christian god?

Haha! Those were the lies sold to our grandfathers being ed from generation to generation down to our own generation

utenwuson:
Top ten... Long time

I hail boss... So you never still forget me?

tiswell:
One of the finest nairalander of the golden era

When nairaland was devoid of hate and bigotry.

Good to see you once again baba,Tosyn.

Nairaland needs total overhauling.. Too many nuisance on the platform

Definitely, they will win

Imagine oooo! Someone that murdered a promising young lady and put her family in an irreplaceable loss

That's how people commit all manner of attrocites and think they're forgiven the moment they turn to God or ask for forgiveness

Is it just me who thinks religion is becoming bullshit day by day?

Brandiebird:


No way! Mr 10 things is a father now?!?! Congratulations! Now we need 10 things on fatherhood 😂.

Haha! I don be father since nah

That's exactly what I'm going through

Sometimes I ask myself, who send me make I born children?

Omo, the disturbance can sniff the life out of someone

This is a good move

The funniest thing is that those that failed woefully without system glitch also want to be given the privilege of re-sitting

No be juju he that?

This question should be directed to civil servants and African footballers

fartkay:




Top ten things

Haha! Coded baba!

Hmmm

stanluiz:
Atiku should enter talks with obi. Both of them are the pillars of the coalition.

I hope obi listens too. If two of them runs separately like in 2023. Both of them will loose.

Yes you're right.. Coming together to form a merger doesn't really guarantee that they will unseat BAT but at least it will not be an easy ride for BAT

But if two of them run separately in 2027 there's guarantee both of them will lose

PenpalOso:
This happened to me once. A greedy mechanic also told me I’ll have to get a new engine whereas all my car needed was a new crankshaft sensor and ‘resetting’ by rewire after scanning and fixing errors. The mechanic was beyond embarrassed to see me driving the next few days.

Lanruze:
I have personally known Reuben Abati (PhD) since his days as a columnist before his elevation to Chairman, Editorial board of " The Guardian"

Abati is by far one of the most intelligent Journalist of his generation whilst having the privilege to attend six (6) of his book reviews including a classic one at the Golden Gate in Ikoyi in Year 2001.

The live show where VDM disrespected Dr. Abati was the day I wished he be paid in his own coin.

According to VDM his only offence was comparing his approach to issues with that of portable. He even had the audacity, temerity and guts to directly warn someone his father's mate that he will deal with him if he raises his voice on Ojy Okpe again.

He did two (2) editions with over 2m views.

I felt bad knowing Dr. Abati's antecedents and his stature as someone who avoids public banters.

The humiliation and public embarrassment was unforgivable especially with the large viewership.

Even if the heavens will fall, let the EFCC detain him for minimum of a week so his brain can be reset.

He assumed a public nuisance role and was already influencing a whole generation to be disrespectful, uncoth, uncultured and crass.

VDM is more of a nuisance than the activist he claims to be

Even Fela who is a stunch activist doesn't talk this much. He knew when to lay attack, how to attack, who to attack and when to be quiet.. The same goes to Sowore

This one just wants to be relevant by all means by poking his nose into people's private lives.. From religion to politics, relationship, marriage, investment, and things he has little or no knowledge about

kripen:


Is it the mitsubishi or the botch you are using?

Someone said above the water pump can have effect on timing belt cut, I really believe that.

You go change water pump you go tire

If you can be lucky to get a good original timing belt and not those cloned ones, the rest is history

Magnumproperty:
Different stories plenty
But the way things dey go... That guy isn't leaving EFCC cage soon. And when he eventually does; he will learn to minimize cho-cho-cho. And when they send am go jail nothing anybaga can do.
That's when he will know that after God naaaa government.

He wants to be a modern Fela but Fela wasn't a cho cho cho kind of person

helinues:


When people was advising him to slow down, his ers thought we were saying nonsense. The guy is new online, he doesn't even know how social media works..

In Africa, only a foolish person fight for the masses

Those who supposed to have come out to help him out, he has attacked almost all of them all in the name of being bold. Hahahaha

The guy is a foolish guy and his ers will lead him to his ruin soon

The day I saw him shooking his mouth into Apabio and Natasha matter, that was the day I told myself that this guy is stepping on gun powder.. These are people playing pure politics for their own interest

He talks too much and he's constituting nuisance lately but his ers call it activism

Clinching to your husband's surname shows uniformity or togetherness

By the way, why would a woman even refuse to bear her husband's surname

Oh I forgot feminism has taken over everything lately