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Heffalump(m): 4:45pm On Jun 14
Mariangeles:
Professionals in the house, about how much would it cost to build a house like this?

500k is for block work alone, no doubt.

May be you can consider a mud house instead.
Heffalump(m): 10:35am On Jun 14
Axis313:
Israel is just creating enemies for itself in region,and even outside the region.
They may have superior firepower to oppress and bully other countries in the region for now courtesy USA,that itself is firmly and helplessly in the hands of the Je.wish lobbyists,but do they have peace of mind?No,they are always sleeping with one eyes closed.
By the way I heard Satan-Yahoo has ran away to Greece.


The enemies of Israel have always been there since the creation of mankind. Isreal is only trying to be on the alert and proactive.

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Heffalump(m): 10:23am On Jun 14
WebSurfer:
Like for Iran, Share for Isreal.

My like goes to Iran because i want to see Isreal in pains.

You have failed in this simple census. If you don't know Iran is a big threat then wake up from slumber man. Best form of defense is 'attack'.
Heffalump(m): 4:02pm On Jun 12
Boyooosa:
It's bn a while I heard from Lala, hope he's fine

Lala is no longer a snake man. He has been transformed by his new wife.
Heffalump(m): 4:00pm On Jun 12
Ideyontop:
What is the meaning of this. I do not understand.

He's trying to say that he's a snake lover. So he has one as pet in his Mazda car.
Heffalump(m): 2:48pm On Jun 12
A quick glance at the list and you'll find out that two-third are Yorubas.

I thought Buhari was a tribal and religious bigot until I met Bola.

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Heffalump(m): 1:40pm On Jun 12
Akalia:
Empty vessel.
Just negodu what he is dropping in his democracy speech.
Tufiakwa!!!

What do you expect a civilian coupist to say on democracy day?

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Heffalump(m): 1:34pm On Jun 12
What sort of arrogance or audacity is this? This man will end as a laughing stock. The current modern-day politics is different from what he used to know.

Hope he won't be consumed in his folly.

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Heffalump(m): 10:43am On Jun 12
Reno is a paid Rabble Ro.
You can't serve two masters at the same time.

Very soon, the contract between him and Tinubu will expire and Nigerians will begin to see the uncladness, for those who still believe this political Merchant, who he truly is.

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Heffalump(m): 10:20am On Jun 12
WriterNig:
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia lost 27 million lives defeating Nazi & fascism. A debt & sacrifice that can never be repaid.

The world owes it's freedom to the bravery of the Russians who killed 85% of the Nazis, captured Berlin and surrounded Hitler right before he shot himself.
Glory to Russia! Glory to the Eternal Red Army! God Bless Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿป โค๏ธ
Uraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽ‰

This your write up is stained with lies. It was USSR that fought NAZI and not Russia! Russia was not born then. The United countries (USSR) that fought Hitler no longer exists as they are now several independent countries. Russia alone cannot, and should never take the glory for victory.

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Heffalump(m): 10:32pm On Jun 11
Ezewuzie01:
Only dummies don't know that Peter Obi is no longer a force like in 2023 when he rode on the back of religious sentiments and many of his ers were buoyed by perceived sabotage of Tinubu's campaign by the sitting president through the naira redesign policy. Atiku should not waste his time anymore with that mediocre shape-shifter who was a glorified failure as governor of anambra state.

You're just pouring slimmy saliva onto Obi's matter because of hatred. He is still more popular than any known politician in Nigeria today. Better goan do your research.

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Heffalump(m): 11:09pm On Jun 10
Amotolongbo:
Father is Esan Edo State.
Mother is from Delta state (Anioma)
He was born in Lagos

Victor is a complete Bendel boy! kiss

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Heffalump(m): 11:38am On Jun 10
kenny714433:
A good opportunity for Nigeria to have one of those hanging rails we see in Japan and China.

Thanks to Nature.

Abi they should just turn it to rollercoaster ๐Ÿค”

I think it's rather a good opportunity for iron scavengers lurking around the vicinity grin
Heffalump(m): 11:15am On Jun 10
This battle is between the Western powers and Russia State. Africa is now the battle for field.
Heffalump(m): 12:37am On Jun 10
Presidency has failed Nigerians. They have no moral right to bark at any critics.

The only way you can make someone silly at criticism is when you're winning the battle and the citizens are rejoicing. At the moment, they have scored zero!

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Heffalump(m): 8:39pm On Jun 09
Very useless banana. It's not sweet and has a very low durability.

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Heffalump(m): 3:33pm On Jun 08
Why is it that anything that has agbada and aso oke will always make the front page, even with few posts?
Heffalump(m): 3:27pm On Jun 08
Thundafireseun:
Fake news

The story is all made up. Nothing but lies.

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Heffalump(m): 12:33pm On Jun 08
Very backward people undecided
Heffalump(m): 12:30pm On Jun 08
Nairalander248:
Nice one... He's doing well as a defender and captain of the team...

Except for the match against Zimbabwe. Oooh no, the guy broke our hearts for letting that equalizer.
Heffalump(m): 5:07pm On Jun 07
Hmmmmn!
Elon Musk and D. Trump are two janjawweeds on each other's throat. Good for them.

....when conspirators failed to satisfy each other.

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Heffalump(m): 5:04pm On Jun 07
Which one is repel?
All we want to hear is troops killed several terrorists. Must they escape
Heffalump(m): 2:07pm On Jun 07
I foresee that Mr. Eno, the African black oyibo man might not survive re-election in 2027.

Akpabio goofed by misleading this one. Every day Nigerians are becoming wiser in Electoral practices.

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Heffalump(m): 9:27pm On Jun 06
It could be a toy gun
Heffalump(m): 9:24pm On Jun 06
SusanOpeyemi:
Go and make the money Odi. How I wish you are my son.

Arab money is the sweetest thinking on earth. Where money is vomiting!!!! grin

Let him go to AL Hilal for 3 years and return to Chelsea.

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Heffalump(m): 5:06pm On Jun 06
Bestwt001:
The strikes indicate Ukraineโ€™s ongoing focus on disrupting Russian military logistics and infrastructure, particularly oil and aviation facilities. The spread of attacks and limited Russian response details highlight growing vulnerabilities.

You're very correct in this analysis. Meanwhile, Russia is solely interested in wasting the lives of innocent civilians in Ukraine. Is that what some people called Super power?

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Heffalump(m): 3:28pm On Jun 06
What's wrong with statisense for crying out loud? There are so many case studies that can impact on people's lives than the nonsense they dwell quality time upon.

What makes them not to run statistics on many Nigerians that have "kpaied" or dead by suicide as a result of APC bad government? Or people and villagers killed by herders per state state.
Heffalump(m): 5:19pm On Jun 05
No matter how they tried, they can't unbless the one carrying God's special anointing. The same people will bow and lick his shoes some day

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Heffalump(m): 4:34pm On Jun 05
Igbo cannot be first on this list if for anything. SW is worst hit to be honest with you. The statistics is baseless. Who are those that coined out "egbin powa oh"?

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Heffalump(m): 9:26pm On Jun 03
Where are the rams? Only human gathering I can see.

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