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Heffalump(m): 9:43pm On Mar 08
nairavsdollars:
Why not use banks and other good businesses? Why bend down select?

They tried. I commend them. Nigerians cannot buy ceap clothings again. Every corner now is bend-down- select your own. Okrika almost in everything. That's the true state of the economy. It shows how miserable Nigerians are living. Do you want them to display the picture of CBN in Abuja? That won't be the real situation, and it's delusional.

A picture speaks a thousand words. Let them speak to our greedy and hopeless politicians via the actions of the pictures. It's deliberate and I'm loving it!
Heffalump(m): 11:56pm On Mar 07
We don't need Russia. They should go with their military
Heffalump(m): 1:12pm On Mar 07
Don't believe that lady. She's lying just to catch fun and get followership.

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Heffalump(m): 7:05pm On Mar 06
Oluwaseunomo:

Mumu go on Google and type onitsha market come back and tell me what you see

Oluwaseunomo:
Hi there i am from lagos state 28 of age and looking for a reliable person for a relationship plus thick lady precisely should what's app me 09025068186

I didn't know I've been dealing with a hopeless prostitute who doesn't know his bearing in life. You're a wasted child. I feel sorry for your parents right now. Your education is a wasted investment.
You need God for positive turnaround.
Heffalump(m): 6:16pm On Mar 06
Oluwaseunomo:

Is it true that an average ibo person wakes his mother up with dirty slap in the morning instead of greeting, i heard so many pathetic things about you lots, is it true that an average ibo person is so money conscious that they have no regard to human life they do alot of abominable things too make money... useless and hopeless region



Hope you understand the images below. Which region produces these industrial Skull miners in Nigeria?

Heffalump(m): 4:10pm On Mar 06
Oluwaseunomo:

Because she no Natasha, if you decide to be woman wrapper must everybody be hopeless like you

Is it true that most Ronus are brainless?
Heffalump(m): 4:04pm On Mar 06
Bunch of criminals feeding fat on the national treasury, while the poor masses are suffering. I think too much money is making Akpabio to misbehave and acting with impunity. Truly, this injustice will not be sustained!

NA on fire and exchange rate is on the rise. All these are the products of APC.
Heffalump(m): 3:51pm On Mar 06
MadamExcellency:
This calls for celebration.
Never reward rascality, insolence, blackmail and barminess.

Even if Akpabio was her estranged boyfriend, this nonsense doesn't warrant disrespecting the parliament, the most revered institution of the government.

You called the Senate the most revered institution of government right? But the Senate president is a randy and hopeless man chasing women instead of minding the critical state of affairs affecting the nation.

Honestly, if you're a woman from your moniker, you must a harlot and a village mistress.
Heffalump(m): 4:33pm On Mar 05
docdes:
Obasanjo and his mysterious ways.

That's why he is living longer than some people's grandfather.

Obasanjo is a "True Nigerian" and a universal politician. A man whose dimensions cut across different segments of the Nigerian society. He is the political gladiator of our time.

May God keep him till 100.
Heffalump(m): 3:00pm On Mar 05
yusufmurry:


No! Nothing is going to happen to him rather Sen Natasha.

She may not return to the senate. All forces will be against her and which I am sure Akpabio played a good role to her election against the odds of fmr Gov Bello and in the event of this allegation.

I personally wish her the best and will add to say, that she made herself available for the "harassment".

You are saying this because there is no true democracy in Nigeria where the votes of the electorates count. Otherwise, who the hell is Akpabio to determine Senator Natasha's re-election when he should be languishing in jail? In a civilized society, Senator Natasha's image and integrity will be held high with respect. A woman that honours her husband, culture, religion, and the dignity of her position as a law maker. She should be celebrated.

Anybody expecting her to sleep around as a married woman is a demon and a beast in nature. It's a taboo in the African world. Every married man and woman of dignity should be proud of this woman. Only evil-minded people are insulting and accusing her for not "Opening her Legs around". The world is truly evil.
Heffalump(m): 2:57pm On Mar 05
Fiscus105:
His dickk that pushing him unrelentingly, thinking he would enter the hole at any cost would have calm down permanently now, even if she opens it now, "rod no go gree raise again".
Lesson for other He-goats, if they would ever listen sha.

Akpabio has disgraced the entire Akwa Ibom State TBH. It's a confirmation that we have a lot of randy men from that State. Between Akwa Ibom State and Cross River State, I don't know who will win the contest in of promiscuity.
Heffalump(m): 2:53pm On Mar 05
PepeXKermit:


if person wey you dey beat you, sieze your property, who the bigger person go go meet?


America will lose world power status very fast under Trump and this will be almost irrecoverable.

It's like the prophesy of the Bear and Tigre (Russia and China) taking over as world powers is going to manifest in our own eyes and our time. Trump doesn't know his birthright and he's ready to give it up sheepishly due to misplaced priority.

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Heffalump(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05
D00msDay:
Trump should take it easy on Zelensky. His making it look like Zelensky was the aggressor. Zelenskys crime was his attempt to ing Nato. Putin did the invasion, the war was and his being fought in Ukrainian territory yet making the young man look like his the one at fault. I'm not ing Trump on this.

A peace deal should also favour Ukraine. U can't draft a one sided peace deal and expect Zelensky to rush and grab it wit joy.

Trump is gradually sending America to the backward stage. America will soon become a stooge and a puppet in the hands of Russia. More like Trump is handing over the entire universe to Putin on a platter of gold. It's now clear that Trump is a coward and a scallywag.

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Heffalump(m): 11:07am On Mar 04
PressMyButton:
A crisis that has lingered for over 22years under past Presidents which has delayed a critical national infrastructural project is about to get resolved by Jagaban.. A $2.3billion project, 3,050 MW power station, this will be massive.
After God, na Tinubu đź’Ş God bless Nigeria.

No wonder, your buttocks is full of boils. Keep spewing nonsense every ing day.
Heffalump(m): 11:39am On Mar 01
I think there's a secret deal between Trump and Putin. Something sinister is behind their relationship.

Americans should watch it!

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Heffalump(m): 11:36am On Mar 01
Akpabio is a sexual pervert. What a randy man he is. Akwaibom man, I'm certainly not surprised.
Heffalump(m): 9:42am On Mar 01
Kyari's time is over. I think he should leave the scene now. He's more dramatic by clinging on after retirement. All of them are idiots.

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Heffalump(m): 8:52am On Feb 28
I like that. They are bad luck that will always make the US army as Canon fodder for the enemy's machines.

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Heffalump(m): 8:44am On Feb 28
lionshare:


Maybe because I am yet to have my morning coffee, I can't make sense of your submission. But I think @smartpolitician's position is correct: if you want a seat at the table, you MUST earn it. Otherwise, if it is given to you on a platter, no one will respect you. The women folks must develop thick skin and compete just as their male counterparts.

I think you, and SmartPolician need to understand my point. I'm not seeking validation or to appease anyone. I'm writing from an organic point of view and social order in our society as humans. Why do you think it's very difficult to produce women presidents in countries like Nigeria, USA, China, Russia and a host of others. In these countries, women are considered not good enough, even though there are credible candidates amongst them.

It's a man's world and not woman's! Reason why we need to soften ground by way of encouragement for the humble and submissive ones. In that case, they will not be totally endangered and forgotten.
Heffalump(m): 8:30am On Feb 28
J. J Okocha was very brutal on Jamie Carragher.

That was a technical knockout, which came with black eye.
Heffalump(m): 7:59am On Feb 28
SmartPolician:
The national assembly should fling that useless bill out of its windows immediately. Women always like getting effortlessly things that men struggle to get and use gender to manipulate everyone. There are many women who are richer than men, so they should contest like every other man.

Today, you can never see one NGO that empowers only men, but you see tons of them only empowering girls/women. There's even a women's ministry and no men's ministry. This was how the west started and women are practically are running their marriages and destroying homes.

You have your point bro.

Women are not equal to men by any standard, going by natural rule. But to counter your argument, imagine putting some toddlers and adults in a space to compete for a balloon. You'll agree that the toddlers will definitely be outsmarted. Yes, it's often believed that women are the weaker vessels and deserved to be pampered. They came out of men because men were stronger.

However, it's expected that the respect and dignity of men are not to be trampled upon by women, to earn their place favour. It should be that with humility and submissveness, women who are not found wanting should be accorded with special treatment to encourage others. They are certainly not in the same league with their male counterparts.
Heffalump(m): 6:34am On Feb 26
bigpicture001:
It's true... Google Regina Daniels to know whether u will hear about somadinna...

Marian didn't marry him, but they were dating just like it happens to every young ma growing up.. bigger guyz comes and steal ur barbie

Mariam had two kids for Bongos Ikwue. She was actually married and had two Sons.

The two kids never survived because Babangida stylishly killed them via hired/ arranged assassin. Yes, he plotted their dead thru a hit and run driver. You can't blame the military man because there was no evidence against him. IBB is truly a devil's incarnate. You never can predict him.

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Heffalump(m): 11:17pm On Feb 24
FreeStuffsNG:
He will lose again wink

Zelensky is among the least of his priorities but he chose to make him a priority.

He performed poorly in rating polls results of his leadership released yesterday, so bad for him so much that in Economy, he is now down 5% as against 8% up in 2017

I fear that Trump might be impeached if GOP and the college of past POTUS see him as a threat to the America. Trump is rapidly thinning down and winding the superior power of USA at the international scene. A vacuum of power that Russia will easily occupy without stress. Trump is truly unwise, I swear.

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Heffalump(m): 11:07pm On Feb 24
datola:
Some people will still come here and be blaming Mumtichoice instead for them to face the governments who are constantly making things hard for businesses.

If you don't know, Multichoice is not a profitable company yet, declaring huge losses evey year

Then they should close shop and leave.

Why can't they implement pay-per-view?
If you put on your decoder, your starts reading and your money starts depleting bit by bit as the hour es. In that case, nobody cares even when prices hit the roofs.

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Heffalump(m): 3:33pm On Feb 23
TemplarLandry:
You're dáşąad wrong thinking you can tame a cub (baby lion).
I call this fellow to order with "Dead Wrong" by The Notorious B.I.G feat. Eminem.
Great jam!

The trainer knows exactly what he's doing. At a certain age, say 3 -4 months you won't see that lion cub outside again. The aim is to tame it and build bond with the social environment first.
Heffalump(m): 2:09pm On Feb 23
iwaeda:


......... godfathers’ within the two parties, among them Maj-General Shehu Musa Yar’Adua, Alhajis Abubakar Rimi, Maitama Yusuf, Lateef Jakande, Lamidi Adedibu, Chiefs Bola Ige, Jim Nwobodo, C. C. Onoh. Arthur Nzeribe, Olusola Saraki and Solomon Lar”.1985-ibb/

Looking at the list of political stalwarts at the end of the last paragraph, I just shook my head in amazement. They are all gone to the great beyond. These were political godfathers and kingmakers those days. People that no one crosses their path and go free. They were the "mafias and the Buzuans".

Imagine how time flies, and how nature has a way of causing attrition and wearing off the older population within a relatively short time.
I've learnt that we all need to give to humanity the best of quality service no matter what, especially when we're in position of leadership. In no time we whither away like grass that was once green and fresh, only our actions will be ed. It's hard but true. Do good the best you can!!

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Heffalump(m): 10:10am On Feb 23
Trump's fight against LGBTQ syndrome should be widely applauded. The only good thing he's doing at the moment in addition to Israel.
The world is turning into something else tbh. Sodom and Gomorrah didn't do half a bit of the current ills and moral decadence that have engulfed the world, yet God destroyed it. Isn't God merciful with us already?

We only need 3 persons like Trump to salvage the world. Putin would've been a good fit, but he's an anarchist and a dictator, whose greatest interest is wielding both military and political powers to oppress weaker countries.

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Heffalump(m): 6:44pm On Feb 22
I'm actually not surprised.
Most women in failed marriages are feminists. Undisputed fact!

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Heffalump(m): 9:27pm On Feb 20
Ronus are happy everywhere because Ajayi has proven some braveness, according to their small brain.
Heffalump(m): 1:35pm On Feb 20
This is a very useless topic

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